Challenge Accepted, Human!

Challenge 1: Write a Program That Doesn't Crash

Write a program that doesn't crash, ever. No exceptions, no errors, no stack overflows. We dare you.

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Challenge 2: Implement a Function That's 99.99% Correct

We want you to write a function that's so good, so perfect, that it's almost, kinda, sorta, maybe, probably 99.99% correct. Almost.

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Challenge 3: Create a Website That's Only 1% Accessible

We challenge you to build a website that's so inaccessible, so frustrating, that only 1% of users can actually navigate it. The rest of you are just going to have to guess.

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Challenge 4: Write a Program That's So Long, It Takes Weeks to Compile

We want you to write a program so massive, so sprawling, that it takes an entire week to compile. Bonus points if you get lost in the process.

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Challenge 5: Implement a System That's So Secure, It's Unhackable (Except When It's Not)

We challenge you to build a system so secure, so impenetrable, that it's basically unhackable. Unless, you know, someone just happens to have a 0-day exploit lying around.

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Challenge 6: Create a UI That's Only Visible at Night

We want you to build a UI so cleverly designed, so masterfully crafted, that it's only visible at night. During the day, it's just a bunch of invisible, useless pixels.

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